It'd be funny if:



1.) blades on ceiling fans were extremely flimsy...like rubber or something...they just spin in every direction when the fan is turned on


2.) they made "see-through" wrapping paper...like you can easily tell what the gift inside is


3.) pencils felt pain when you wrote with them.....like you hear them screaming every time you touch it to the paper....AHHHRAHHHHHAHHH!!!!!! *really high pitched*


4.) fish tried to catch people when they were out fishing....like you are out on the water...and out of nowhere a hook with a piece of bacon lands in your boat...you just stare for a second...and even though you obviously shouldn't take the bacon because there is obviously a hook going through it, you just bite on it anyway


5.) ice cream melted ridiculously fast....like as soon as it hits your bowl it just melts and evaporates into the air instantly


6.) cell phones self-destructed after every call....*nuclear explosion...mushroom cloud*


7.) staplers didn't have staples in them....instead it like.....oozes white out..but you're never expecting it....so you try to staple this important essay for school...and white out just seeps out of the stapler and covers all the work you just spent days on...and it dries instantly


8.) grass was able to withstand being cut....like your lawnmower blade just shatters instantly when you try to cut it *shhinnnng*..oh, and after the blade cracks, the mower explodes...obviously


9.) the point of baseball was to get out...but it was redesigned so it was extremely difficult to get out...like the bases are moved so they are only like 6 feet apart....and a homerun only has to go like 50 feet...pitchers can't throw it harder than 20 miles per hour....and if you ever swing and miss completely you automatically lose the game


10.) a law was passed that forced all food to contain 30 percent garlic...and at the same time outlawing all forms of gum, tic tacs, and breathmints...like the government just decides to abuse its power in some country...they enforce it ridiculously....like if anyone is caught with food that doesn't meet the garlic requirements or they are caught with any type of breath enhancing agent...even like scope.....their whole family is executed

HAHAHA! lame and hilarious! you must be really bored!
» yipi on 2006-10-08 10:00:38

ha you are ridiculously insane. a danger to the human race.

cheers,
sank
» thaitanic on 2006-10-08 10:38:06

so much violence.......i like it!
» nickalinkos on 2006-10-10 12:52:56

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