It would be funny if:


1.) real rabbits were the same size as Bugs Bunny


2.) strips of bacon could be used as legal tender


3.) boxes of cereal actually contained all of the food/drink necessary for a "balanced breakfast"....when you open the box...eggs, orange juice, toast, etc. all fall into your bowl


4.) cacti grew everywhere...picture the Amazon Rain Forest...only all of the trees are cacti


5.) sharks were land animals and all species maintain their aggressiveness


6.) Verne Troyer played professional basketball...if you don't know who that is, look him up....I guarantee a laugh


7.) stingrays use Steve Irwin's assassination as a springboard to take over coastal cities


8.) peanut shells were indestructable...just think about the ramifications


9.) going to the bathroom was illegal and resulted in prison time...the only way to go is to "get away with it"...the fact that Congress passes a law stating that "everyone must drink at least 20 glasses of water each day," and the fact that every bathroom on earth is assigned a police officer will make it tricky


10.) someone secretly replaced all windshield wiper fluid with molasses

ha
you always make me laugh
» GooseGirl on 2006-10-26 09:29:17

your mind must be a scary world
» nickalinkos on 2006-10-29 12:59:24

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