It would be funny if....


1.) gravy was a soft drink flavor and you could get it from those fast food machines...refills anyone?

2.) lollipops could resist getting smaller no matter how long you sucked on them

3.) every animal in the world could be easily domesticated...thus greatly increasing the variety of household pets

4.) every time you turned on the shower, there was a one in ten chance that acid would come out instead of water

5.) carnivorous dinosaurs became unextinct and there was always a chance of randomly being eaten

6.) pumpkins developed the ability to talk after they were carved...and they were extremely rude

7.) boats were made of a substance that is dissolvable in water

8.) a plant's growth was unchecked...all plants never stopped growing

9.) sponges could retain an infinite amount of liquid

10.) instead of dodgeballs...the players threw grenades at each other

1. GROSS.
2. Cool.
3. Capybara FTW!
4. Um... ow?
5. Oh my. Perhaps I should change 3 to T-REX!
6. That would be cute.
7. It's possible.
8. Oh plants.
9. The world would be dry.
10. The world would be dead.
» ikimashokie on 2007-04-29 11:58:18

man tats a crazy list there, but if thats what you want thats cool
» catatonicloki on 2007-04-30 03:23:52

that last one would certainly force people to increase their reaction speed and agility when trying to dodge balls, however isnt that similar to what's that game called? russian something?
» xXxshegzxXx on 2007-05-02 12:53:58

1. Would it be gravy textured and what not too or just taste like gravy?
2. That'd be awesome
3. HELLS YEAH!
4. Umm No
5. Possibly amusing
6. I would threaten to smash them until they were sweet...or I'd be really creeped out by them
7. It'll happen one day lol
8. I could enjoy that with some plants...Like mint or corn or umm.. :)
9. Would kill lots of fish for amusment purposes :(
10. Adrelanine junkies would kill each other off lol
» lyndeep on 2007-05-04 05:21:06

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